In many ways, Night Moves is what started it all. I had seen porn, and talked to girls like Sophie Dee online, but it was in October of 2008 that I really started going out and interacting with pornstars. Here’s me and Delilah from from four years ago:
See that? It only took four years and I’m getting kisses! One was even on the mouth. I bet in three years, tongue. Fifteen? Jackpot.
Every year Night Moves Magazine holds an awards show, and every year I skip out on it. However since now this site means I have to be a respectable journalist, and thus it would be irresponsible for me not to cover the event. I decided to go, but at the cost of my visit to the Caravan of Stars. That is a series of events around the Tampa area, giving fans like me the chance to meet our favourite girls. A good amount of the people I’m fans of came from events like this, and the way I was treated by folks like Delilah and Trina Michaels has ensured I’d be a lifelong supporter. A lot of times they’re at strip clubs, so with cover and drinks it can get expensive, and these past weeks had already been really financially draining, so I was only doing the awards.
But then I woke up kinda horny Friday.
I called my friend K to see if she wanted to go. She loves strip clubs, and the Caravan was making an appearance at Bare Assets, which is literally five minutes from my house. Like any red-blooded American girl she was very excited at the chance to see grinding naked women, and I had my date for the night. And that’s one good thing about BA: none of that pussy topless stuff, this is a full nude club. Or maybe that should have read pussy-less topless stuff. Whatever.
The club was fairly small, and pretty crowded since it was an event and it was Friday at a strip club. The first batch of girls were in the back, so I pushed my way there. Since there’s a lot of girls, usually they come in groups, so for one hour these girls are there, then the next another. It helps with over-crowding and gives people a reason to stay at the bars longer! The first girl I saw was Devon lee, who’s one of those people I just have never met despite seeing her everywhere. I’m not sure why that is, it just is. She’s very attractive, so I have no excuses. But behind her was one of the girls I was looking for; VNA member and super-hot legitimate MILF Charlee Chase.
Wait until you see the picture from the awards, she’s so stunning. Charlee is a girl I was hoping to meet last year,since her twitter profile is full of booby-goodness, but there was always such a crowd around her I never got the chance. And I don’t know her that well yet but we exchange pleasantries online, and she seems to be very sweet. Just as nice in person, even nicer since I got to touch her (I count that as first base), but the pounding music of a strip club makes it hard to really have a good conversation outside of asking for change of a twenty in singles. I actually just found out that at least one of the other night she was one of the girls giving dances, and I’m glad I didn’t know then because I REALLY couldn’t be spending that money!
Since I’m usually not away from the VNA too long I know I’ll be checking her out on her website soon enough, as well as one of the other girls I was looking forward to seeing, Carmen Valentina. You may remember her as being one of the girls who mounted me at Adultcon after a wrestling show. Her photographer actually has my pic with her, so I’ll have to put it up another time, but she was as cute as ever!
In-between pornstars K and I went and watched some of the girls dancing. She was a HUGE fan of Frankie Markstone, a prolific dancer world famous and one I’d end up seeing again three nights later. That gal does put on a hell of a show, and certainly has mastered the pole. If she’s touring near you and you like high energy, like Owen and Koko, check out her performance. There were many other sexy girls dancing too, but only one other I recognized was Christy Wild, another twitter friend. I only caught the very tail end of her show, but that meant I still got to see her naked so rock on!
And I got a smooch from her too, so alright. I don’t know if I told her how nice her breasts were that day, so if so I apologize Christy! They’re very nice! I told her I needed a picture to make Khristy Creams jealous, another gal I’ve written about, since Khristy and I seem to share tastes (although she gets a lot more tastes from our tastes then I do). Christy’s awesome, definitely going to make sure I catch her shows in full next time!
A lot of other cool people showed up. Kiki Daire recognized me from LA, which was very, very flattering. I wish I had gotten up the nerve to ask for a picture, since I saw her a couple of times that weekend. I’ll make sure to be flattering back next time. I saw James Bartholet, a porn and non-porn actor (he was in Quantum Leap, so he’s cool), but when I went to say hi he was having a long conversation with Kiki, and if it was me and I could choose between a sexy brunette or myself I’m staying with the brunette. always, always stay with the sexy brunette if that’s an option. So I let him be, hoping to get to say hi at the awards. Also ran into a non-porn friend from Twitter, a fellow fan from Orlando. I’ll post his pic with us and beautiful women from the awards if he wants in that update. Then I got to see Grace Evangeline again, a woman I first met in July.
Turn out she’s from Florida, and I’m a bit of a homer so now I’m firmly on Grace’s side. All hail hot girls who are also close! At Adultcon I bought the FL gals I was hanging out with drinks, now I’m ashamed I didn’t even offer Grace. Again, next time. She’s on my list!
The last girl I got to see is the one who kicked off the article, and who’s shirt I’ve been sporting in these pics. Delilah Strong. now, I’ve said it all about Delilah before, and she’s got to be one of the names I’ve talked about the most on this site. What else is there to say? So to close, I’m going to stare at her boobs, and you’re all welcome to join me.
