A Dviant Disquisition: Lets Go Backside to the Future

With the 25th anniversary of the release of Back to the Future coming last year, and the upcoming day when we’ll live in the same world Marty visited in the future (October 21, 2015), I thought it’d be nice to dive back into my history a bit. The year is 1997, and the best way to get porn is to steal Victoria Secrets out of the trash can or root through your dad’s stuff until you find something. I found Backside to the Future II.

It’s the 1987 follow-up to the original Backside To The Future, which as far as I’ve found is still the only porn parody of the trilogy. With the amount of those being churned out over the past several years, I was honestly surprised that a more recent one hadn’t become available.

The film itself is nothing much to talk about. The first one had a better story that fit the BttF vibe, with main character Erica Boyer travelling back and meeting her younger, swinger parents. In this movie, newlyweds Jennifer and Jason borrow their neighbors Delorean (auctioned off by a “wacky inventor” and accidentally get thrown forward in time. Here are the special effects for that:

But the real magic comes from the dialogue. And some of it is actually really funny. Jennifer can only get off if she’s having sex in a car, and her reasoning is “I don’t know, maybe it has something to do with heredity. I overheard my mother one time, she said she got pregnant with me in the back of a car. So maybe its in my genes”. And later, as they’re getting sucked threw time, we cut back to see the neighbors in a sex scene. While the guy is getting oral, he just looks up out of nowhere and says “I sure hope they’re not having any troubles with the car”.

The following clip, however, has the single defining line of this or any pornographic movie ever, in my humble opinion. This following scene, which I hadn’t seen in over a decade, was still vividly replaying in my head when I finally got to rewatch it. I had to upload it to youtube because I wanted to share the finest acting ever put to VHS with you, the fans.

Glorious.

Now like Marty lets jump ahead, and like how Claudia Wells became Elizabeth Shue, lets switch girls. Goodbye, Samantha Strong, hello Aaliyah Love! Aaliyah is a beautiful young model in California I’ve talked to off an on for the past two years, and in March of 2010 her website featured an amazing set – well it does that every month – but this was of a basically naked Aaliyah posing in a Delorean. The photographer, Jay Allan, was kid enough to fill me in on the shoot.

This was your first shoot with Aaliyah – did it come out like you expected?

Jay: This was my first shoot DAY with Aaliyah. We shot this after I shot her for my annual Christmas cards. I shoot a new girl every year. :) I never know what to expect with my photo shoots. I like to be spontaneous and creative on the spot. In preparation I always try to make sure I have all the resources I need on hand, and often I have a couple of final poses in my head, but every shoot takes a life of its own once the model in in the frame. In this case I knew only that a girls legs could match the lines of the doorway. I am very pleased with the final results!

In hindsight, it works beautifully; naked Aaliyah Love in a Delorean. Brilliant! But with my limited imagination, I don’t know if I could have planned to combine two great things like that into one. What was your inspiration for that?

Jay: I had access to the Delorean and was looking for the right girl to put in it. Aaliyah has that beautiful natural timeless look so she was great. In addition I am always looking for ways to mix my geeky interests with naked girls! It needs to be done more.

Where were you able to find the Delorean you used for the shoot?

Jay: That was easy. I have lots of car collector friends and I just told him I would give him some prints! Its rarely difficult to get someone to let you shoot a beautiful girl in front of them. :)

Why did you opt for black and white in this set? It looks good, I just like my Love in living colour.

Jay: With color it would have been a whole different shoot. Color can be a distraction. As I mentioned earlier I wanted to match the lines of the car to the lines of the girl. Black and White has a way of accentuating forms and shapes. A color shoot might be cool but it would have a totally different feel. It is interesting to note that we shot this in about 15 minutes at night in the cold with only one light.

What are the chances we get a sequel? Maybe Aaliyah covering her chest with a Grey’s Sports Almanac 1950-2000? I know a place that sells replicas!

Jay: You never know. I plan to do a lot more geek porn. A very specifically BTTF themed set could be a lot of fun! May have to bust out the hoverboards LOL

You can see more of Jay’s work at www.jayallan.com and you can talk to the man himself at http://twitter.com/#!/jayallanphoto. He’s the man behind the talent, but i also made sure to talk to the talent herself! Aaliyah, How did this shot get set up? This was your first shoot with Jay Allan, who approached who and what did you each bring to the table?

Aaliyah: Jay Allan emailed me and offered me to be his X-mas card. He chooses 1 girl a year so I was honored, I had heard nothing but good things about Jay and his work. Plus when he sent me pics he had recently done that was inspired by a painting by my fav artist, I knew we would work well together! It was such a fun and relaxed shoot, I had a blast! And, the most important part, the pics turned out great!:) The Delorean black+white set was actually just a little bonus we threw in after a long day of shooting the X-mas pics, because we were having so much fun and were both in the mood to keep on shooting.

You’ve said it was very cold this night – your diamond-hard nipples say more then words can about that – so how do you maintain your health and composure in a situation when the heaviest thing you’re wearing is fishnets?

Aaliyah: Because I’m am other fuckin professional! hehe. but seriously.. yeah it was COLD, I think we shot this in early December, and the sun had already gone down! We had a little portable heater that was pointed right at my body, probably 3 inches off camera, so it really wasn’t THAT bad. But as a model I have obv been in plenty of situations where I’m uncomfy in some sort of way during a shoot.. but you just have to push thru it, remain professional and cheerful, and SMILE DAMNIT! Pain is temporary, but a picture lasts forever!:)

Did the car itself live up to its legendary status? I have to say I’m really jealous of the owner. First, having a Delorean is just awesome. But then, its also a Delorean you’ve been naked in. That has gotta tack on something to the resale value!

Aaliyah: LOL! Yeah, I wanted to drive it away! I’d actly love to get a chance to shoot another set with it, and this time come prepared with some awesome costume to match.. either something totally 80’s inspired, or something BTTF inspired.. what do you think? I bet your readers might have some suggestions for this one? :)

Did you get to drive it all? You’re really cute, you should have fluttered your eyelashes and asked to drive it.

Aaliyah: LOL! read my last comment;)

Are you a Back to the Future fan? I’d have parked his mom.

Aaliyah: Well actly the first movie came out the year I was born! But I remember watching it many times on a VCR tape with my big brother when I was a little kid! I do remember when BTTF 3 came out.. I wanted a hoverboard so bad! (Didn’t we all?!)

You can visit Aaliyah on her site or at her official Twitter page where she does her best to tweet back and tease us all with her cuteness!

JDviant is just a guy who talks to pornstars. Its really easy to do and he hope nobody else figures that out. If you want to see the boobs we can’t show you you can visit him here. NSFW