Relatively early into Clash of The Webcomics, and I may have already found perhaps the most….unique one of them all, to put it mildly. Jenffer’s Show is not only something I highly doubt was meant to be understood by human beings, but I fear for what any extraterrestrials might think of us upon discovering it among our remains, many centuries after we’re all dead and gone. What follows is a re-enactment of my first time trying to decipher it.
Ok, we’re going though the beginning, and-
OH DEAR GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING
…and our protagonist (I think) wakes up now, she’s been transformed into some sort of cat person, which I guess explains the horror I just saw, that’s her dreaming. Doesn’t explain why she was apparently flying in some monochromic evil-looking tornado, with blood…ribbons coming out of her? Whatever floats your boat, lady.
She’s greeted and comforted by “Miss J”, her love interest who has a chest so massive she makes Dolly Parton look petite. Apparently she was going through gender re-assignment surgery, and the cat parts were thrown in as some sort of bonus. And as strange as it sounds, I can’t tell if that was something she asked for or not. How come? Well, the dialogue is a little too highbrow for me.
Preach the good word, Mr. Talking Block Of Tofu. Who wants to work with something that smells like “man pee”?
So Jenffer can’t get any fluids from a male inside of her or she’ll magically lose her cat girl powers or something, I dunno. I’m honestly just making up my own stuff in place of whatever I can’t understand. Sadly, she’s also being targeted by her abusive and transphobic father, and he’s the only character in this comic that doesn’t seem to have the Elmer Fudd-ish sameface that everyone else does. Miss J comes to the rescue, and apparently parts of her body…can magically grow now?
Jenffer then moves in with J, and much bonding and kissing soon follows. Then J asks Jen if she’d like to join her band, which Jen eagerly agrees to. Nothing up to this point has given us any indication that Jenffer has any musical talent (or any talent, besides standing around and being a damsel), but this comic has surprised me before. J holds a press conference announcing her newest band member, which leads into her popping the question.
Then…I think reality itself breaks open.
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…I…don’t know what’s happening anymore…
And I’m out. That’s as far back into Jenffer’s Show as I’m willing to delve again.
From a technical standpoint, this is easily one of the worst comics period you’ll ever see. The plot makes no sense, the characters are one-note and clichéd, the premise has no sense of direction and the artwork is fascinatingly ugly. However, I say this with no knowledge of the creator, nor any ill will towards them- because at the very least, these two girls seem pretty happy together. Whether you think that’s worth having your mind scarred as badly as mine was is up to you, so click here if you want to give this bizarre-looking cat chick and her boobtastic buddy a vote of confidence.