Thanks to J.D. I learned that Twitter was uncensored. I logged in at work, new to Twitter when I started writing for this site some 2.5 years ago. Who do you think just retweeted a picture from Sophie Dee with man parts in her face? You guessed right! I’ll let the man describe himself to you: “Chairmen of your headboard. I post about porn and comics, so follow with discretion. My future goals in life are@JustineLeonard2.” There you have it. He hangs out with porn stars and carries a Twitter flame for the best looking web designer I’ve ever seen (hi Jelly). He hasn’t written for FAN since 2012, but go read some of his articles. I suggest the “Summer of Spunk” series.
I know it’s your Twitter JD, but out of the pics to choose, you’re low on the totem pole buddy. #BEJEALOUS
1. You only get to use one curse word for 10 years. Which one do you pick?
My heart says Cunt, but the answer has to be Fuck. Its really become a swiss-army knife of cursing, fitting in so many places.
(Writer’s note: Sucks guys on the forum right? I just put cunt and fuck on the site. You can’t mod that can ya Kash?!)
2. You can trade places with 1 famous person. Who is it?
How about Ryan Gosling. I’ve never been ‘traditionally handsome’, and would like to see how the other half lives.
3.What’s your favorite flavor of ice cream and why?
I love mint chocolate chip. I think it started in my youth because it was green, and that was my favourite colour.
4.What’s your favorite horror movie?
Sorority House Massacre 2. Tagline on the VHS: Its Cleavers vs Cleavage and the result is Delta Delta Deadly. Gail Harris A+
5.Do you think you’re good enough?
Oh my no. I’m fucking pathetic. I mean, I’m okay enough at Dark Souls but thats about it.
6.Who is the biggest influence in your life?
Sophie Dee. I took a cross-country trip alone to meet her, in a city I knew no one. That led to a whole new, open world for me
7.What are the first 3 things you do after winning 50 million dollars?
Pay off my debt, my family’s debt, and open a barcade called B-52 Bombers with bullet hell arcade games and pin-up waitresses.
8. If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
Can we bring back American idealism like we had in the 80’s? I want to be proud American again. Hulk Hogan’s theme proud.
Just follow him. It’s a good idea.