If you would like to know his long name currently in That is, until Clash wakes up. He’s a mod, a gentle lover and has the best signature in the business reading, “How the butt do you reverse a figure-four leglock into a chokeslam?” In more recent news Justin has started reviewing web comics for FAN. As something I’ve fallen out of since White Ninja started to get bad, I appreciate the quick synopsis to help me stay up to date. You should read them too. Want to hear his thoughts on other stuff? Here you go.
1. You make up how much, but do you think you could kill someone for money? ( I didn’t intend for that first part to mean yearly salary, but I think that’s what I got)
$23,000 yearly and I doubt it.
2. What is your earliest memory?
Watching a Cardinal game with my grandparents and becoming a fan after an Ozzie flip. Yes, I know how cornball that sounds.
3. What singular word holds the most importance to you?
Nilknarf.
4.If forced, what 6 items would you choose to eat for the rest of your life?
Pizza, nachos, apples, hot dogs, waffles, coffee.
5. If someone asked you to tell a joke, what’s the first one that comes to mind?
A Tyler Craig routine about a “magic mirror”.
6. What deceased person do you think would have the most interesting twitter account?
Anna Nicole Smith, for unintended comedy. Seriously, Walt Disney.
7.Energy Drinks or alcohol?
Orange juice. I’m not exactly straight edge, but I don’t like the effects of those two drinks on a regular basis.
8.What’s the number one reason you lose sleep?
The dog barking at random noises.
Check out this and other drawings at Clash’s twitter.