April Fool’s Day is a time honored tradition at the Freakin’ Awesome Network. Whether it be changing the theme of the message board to The Muppets or Scott Baio, there is usually fun to be had. It also is a time to not wish a certain writer for the website a happy birthday. People used to do it, but the last few years they haven’t. It’s not a big deal, he doesn’t mind I guess. This year especially because we were too busy celebrating the Cerebral Assassin, the Ass Kicker, The Game, The King of Kings, The One True Destroyer, the best lover ever in the WWE and the coolest guy in the entire world, Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
All those nicknames might make you think he has a bit of a god complex. Or the fact that he married his bosses daughter and now holds the keys to the castle makes him want to assure everyone he’s actually as great as the machine has been telling us. Either one. For the record, I’d never say his in-ring career was gained from marrying Stephanie, but the fact he now will run wrestling for most of my life has. I’m not super happy about it. Sorry for the rant but no one can refute me so take that.
Enough HHHate. Trips’ beauty of a wife has an account on the board apparently and she started a thread for us to gawk and be weird about her man. So revel in the Greek God with the best of HHH. (Thread can be found here: http://officialfan.proboards.com/thread/495800/triple-pics-thread-beginning-reign)
10. “Dry Ice”
9. “Triple Abs”
8. “Little H”
7. “HBK? Not enough H’s bro”
6. “Target: Buried”
5. “Tumble H”
4. “Better than Gary Anderson”
3. “HHHeaven”
2. “Miz-Respect”
1. “Come this Sunday…”
ALL HHHAIL THE MIGHTY COO!