Hey there meatheads! Who’s ready to get down with some adorable racism and bigotry? I for one can’t wait. Archie Bunker is the most lovable jerk this side of “Always Sunny in Philadelphia”. Honestly though, they’ve got nothing on Archie. Mr. Bunker hated stuff on television before it was totally okay. The first episode of “Always Sunny” said the “n-word” and was all about racism. I’d like to thank that cute old Carroll O’Connor for paving the way so people could say “bitch” on television and no one bats an eye. Tipper Gore can go screw! How could you have not fallen in love with this face?
Along with Archie we had his loving (for some reason) wife Edith, his daughter Gloria and his son-in-law Mike the Pollack. Archie was probably happy he dodged a bullet on a black or Jew, but Gloria had to hook up with a knuckle dragging Polish sausage eating Neanderthal? Wow, that sentence was liberating. I’m using Archie as a means to be racist and I apologize. Don’t be over sensitive like a bunch of freakin’ micks.
Okay I’ll stop. I don’t want to get site with articles about Japanese tentacle porn shut down with my potty talk. I’m not usually a big curse words guy but it’s so fun. The message board is censored and I can do what I want. Look at this: fuck you asshole bitches. I’m sorry you had to read that Mom but I’m proving a larger point. No more censorship! Move on up! Come on you equally loveable racist spin off character!
I was sad when the Jefferson family left the show. It was fun watching two crotchety old men play off each other; their poor wives. Edith was a saint. If only she would have learned to stifle. She continued to love her stupid husband proving that she’s a strong woman and not some easy target.
Shoe got away. Don't get mad!
The Bunker’s daughter and son-in-law grew up to be really fat people.
During the show, I’m sure they looked like normal people from that time. I’m not really sure. Even worse than being a Pollack, Mike was a hippy and Archie hated that too. And he was nailing his daughter! How could one man be any worse?
Later Edith died and Archie opened a bar or something. There were a lot of awful spin offs during the 70s and 80s. Archie probably died from an aneurysm trying to figure out this riddle: If a dad and son get in a car accident (the dad dies) and the son needed surgery, why would the doctor refuse to perform said surgery because they boy was their child?
IT WAS HIS MOM!? HIS MOM IS A DOCTOR!?