Vito ‘The Dong’ Whorleone: On this day of my daughter’s honeymoon sex tape release party, I will grant you one thing. What it is you want me to do?
Kay: What happened to us Michael? One day everything was happy and the next day you just vanished.
Michael: I moved without telling you. I didn’t vanish. What am I, a magician?
Michael: Wheres Dad now?
Sonny: Look I don’t want to say this so anyone could hear, ‘cause anyone could be a snitch…
…he’s in the hospital.
Vito ‘The Dong’ Whorleone: I run the largest porno distribution company in the world. I have all the big titles. I have everything from anal to…zanal.
Slutzo: I’m going to speak Italian to Mike now.
Goon: Whatever turns you on.
Slutzo: WHASSAMATTA WHY YOU NO LIKE ME!?
Kay: I’m scared you’ll turn out the way your father was.
Michael: Fat?
Vito ‘The Dong’ Whorleone: Loose pussy is like nature’s corduroy
Michael: Well, you did say it was an accident.
Slutzo: Oh it was. My guys tripped on their guns, accidently shooting your father.
Michael: 113 times in the back?
Goon: Eh, the streets were slippery.
Sonny: Look Mikey, we were all hoping that Tom here would be smart enough to build a time machine so he could go back in time and stop dad from being shot. But he wasn’t. Thanks a lot stupid.
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