It dawned on me just the other day, whilst I was re-watching her video for Nicki Minaj’s 2011’s Superbass. I very much so wanted to gift her my seed, for she is comely and full-bosomed. But it was as the video reached its end that something emerged from my subconscious, and I realized I might want to couple with her because she reminded me of another buxom beauty, Klaudia Kelly.
It was this dress:
Which reminded me of this dress:
Even if not too much of that dress is really shown off here…
Hmmm, maybe the giant asses play a part as well.
It’s not just the dress and ass, but the platinum hair and the emphasis of colour on the lips, and everything else in the video.
Colourful is actually one of the words I’d have to use describing Klaudia, since her outfits just alsways pop with it. I’m a simple black shirt/blue jeans guy, but she has always has so many bright outfits with colour combinations I ever try.
Nicky in pink hair and white and yellow:
Then green hair with lots of blue green and yellows. Her ‘Medusa look’, as a friend put it.
Klaudia in blues and yellows and pinks:
And occasionally with rose print on the bottom of her shoes. Why would that exist?????
What’s more, before I ever saw a Nicki Minaj shaking her goodies
I saw Klaudia Kelly dancing around in a video she dedicated to me on Twitter back in March of 2011.
So in summation, I think I should probably be allowed to have sex with both these girls. Since I have them linked in my head, it’s really the only fair thing for everyone. Klaudia first of course, since she started this. Also, I know this article doesn’t make any sense. Whatever shut up. Here’s a few more asses.
Indeed.