Creamy white woman make me horny for Nicki Minaj

Hmmm...

It dawned on me just the other day, whilst I was re-watching her video for Nicki Minaj’s 2011’s Superbass. I very much so wanted to gift her my seed, for she is comely and full-bosomed. But it was as the video reached its end that something emerged from my subconscious, and I realized I might want to couple with her because she reminded me of another buxom beauty, Klaudia Kelly.

It was this dress:

Which reminded me of this dress:

Even if not too much of that dress is really shown off here…

Hmmm, maybe the giant asses play a part as well.

It’s not just the dress and ass, but the platinum hair and the emphasis of colour on the lips, and everything else in the video.

also a mutual love of ASCII characters

Colourful is actually one of the words I’d have to use describing Klaudia, since her outfits just alsways pop with it. I’m a simple black shirt/blue jeans guy, but she has always has so many bright outfits with colour combinations I ever try.

Nicky in pink hair and white and yellow:

Then green hair with lots of blue green and yellows. Her ‘Medusa look’, as a friend put it.

Klaudia in blues and yellows and pinks:

And occasionally with rose print on the bottom of her shoes. Why would that exist?????

What’s more, before I ever saw a Nicki Minaj shaking her goodies

I saw Klaudia Kelly dancing around in a video she dedicated to me on Twitter back in March of 2011.

So in summation, I think I should probably be allowed to have sex with both these girls. Since I have them linked in my head, it’s really the only fair thing for everyone. Klaudia first of course, since she started this. Also, I know this article doesn’t make any sense. Whatever shut up. Here’s a few more asses.

 

 

 

Indeed.