Falco…a man of mystery…a man of class…a man who enjoyed a good status. Yes, in his lifetime, Falco was an avid ready of people’s statuses. In fact he was known to print off pages of statuses and put them on his wall.

Sadly, Falco passed away in 1998. But I, Dan Lashley, has been working for years to create something in his honor. And today I have done it…and I call it…

THE FALCO STATUSTRON 3000!!

This began when I was watching Falco’s “Rock Me Amadeus” for the 3,000th time (get it?) when an idea popped in my head. Here’s the original song for you all.

When the man begins to tell the life history of Mozart, that dim lightbulb of mine went off! That’s it! If I could use that kickass guitar riff, everybody’s status would sound historic and cool. But enough of my babbling….look and learn!