In the long and storied history of the F.A.N. forum there have been threads that have taken a life of their own just because of how strange, outlandish and hilarious they are. Among them is the famous The Patti Mayonnaise Is A Lesbian thread, which was started by Chris Decker – The Wild Rover on October 24, 2006.
Before discussing the The Patti Mayonnaise Is A Lesbian thread one must know about the origin of miss Mayonnaise. Patti Mayonnaise is a character on the animated sitcom Doug.
There are many characters on Doug but for our purposes only two will be discussed, the first of which is the title character. During the shows run Doug Funnie had a crush on Patti Mayonnaise who was his classmate. However, the two of them never hooked up for one reason or another. Chris Decker – The Wild Rover believed that the reason this never happened is because Patti is a lesbian. After stating his reasons for this the thread took on a life of its own. Within the thread many hilarious, disturbing and very strange things are discussed. After re-reading the thread in preparation for writing this I know that I cannot look at Doug quite the same way again, for better or worse.
Out of all the legendary threads at the F.A.N. forum this one is probably the one most memorable. In fact, when the F.A.N. forum seperated from Wrestlecrap members of the forum got the opportunity to reach the status of Patti Mayonnaise after making a certain amount of posts. The Patti Mayonnaise Is A Lesbian thread, which is always good for a trip down memory lane for long time members of the F.A.N. forum or laughs for some of the newer members is archived there and can be read here.
