On September 26 during Monday Night Raw Michael Cole informed the world that as a result of Mark Henry slamming Jerry Lawler threw the announcers table
not only does he have bruised ribs but is also suffering from “anal bleeding.” Many who watched Monday Night Raw took to Twitter to remark on this as anal bleeding was trending for a good chunk of the remainder of Raw. This got me to thinking, what other bowel bloopers have taken place in WWE over the years and the number of them is surprising.
In an act of tastelessness on Monday Night Raw in 2005 after firing announcer Jim Ross for approximately the thousandth time Vince McMahon made fun of his legitimate colon surgery in a horrible skit where an owl, barbeque sauce and his head were among many items removed from his ass.
That wasn’t the first time the head up your ass joke during a fake surgery was used. It was part of the infamous Katie Vick angle during which Kane’s tag team partner at the time The Hurricane was the doctor and “Triple H” was the patient.
Arguably the funnier bowel blooper took place when The Big Show was feuding with Eddie Guerrero in 2003. During their feud the giant stole some burritos that Eddie had delivered to the arena. However, Eddie knowing that the big man would do just that he requested some special ingredients to be put in them and the results was, well…a picture is worth a thousand words.
The million dollar question is did Big Show suffer anal bleeding as a result of eating the food, the answer is unknown.
It is somewhat ironic that Michael Cole announced that Jerry “The King” Lawler is suffering from anal bleeding as he presumably had the same fate after an encounter with Heidenreich on Smackdown in 2004. On that night Heidenreich grabbed the announcer and dragged him through the crowd into a room and well, he was violated.
Ever the gentleman, Michael Cole thanked Heidenreich for the experience and might have suffered anal bleeding that night.