BANANAS ARE AMAZING BANANA FACT TIME!!
BANANAS WILL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE ELIZABETH HURLEY!!
Elizabeth Hurley! She was totally hot in the late 90’s! She’s hot now too, but that might be because I’m old now and and making compromises! I don’t know, but i do know she eats bananas because they have 100 calories and are a very filling snack with a glass of water; which is the stuff that surrounded Elizabeth Hurley in that movie where she was on the ocean and we got to see her tits and we were all like “yeah that’s her tits she’s so hot now that its like 12 years earlier then when that article is being posted!”
BANANAS WILL MAKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING SUCH A BITCH!!
Bananas have B6, which is like B2 multiplied three times for the maximum blood sugar control you can get! That’ll help straighten out her mood, and since she was supposed to do the shopping anyway if she doesn’t have one its her own fault so you shouldn’t have to listen to her complain about stuff!
BANANAS KEEP YOU FROM BABY BARFING!!
I’m not sure how the science of it works exactly with the sugar control, but how can you throw up if you clog your mouth with a banana!?
BANANAS WILL TELL YOU THE TEST ANSWERS!!
Potassium supercharges your brain till you’re BURSTING with all the knowledge of the cosmos is such a measurable way that experts like me feel preparing or studying would be a waste of your time, and a slap in the face to the mighty K.
BANANAS CAN CUT STROKES DOWN BY 40%!!
WHY DIDN”T YOU EAT MORE BANANAS BRET!?
BANANAS HELP HEMOGLOBINS, WHICH I FIRST READ AS HOBGOBLINS!!
Hobgoblin was an asshole! Remember when he framed Flash Thompson? But he looked cool, and was created by Roger Stern who wrote an awesome mystery around his identity. When Roger left the book another writer came in and said it was Ned Leeds, but that was dumb and probably lazy, the latter which is caused by anemia, which hemoglobins fight! Pumpkin bomb!
BANANAS HELP FIGHT DEPRESSION!!
I think people just like putting things they can pretend are cocks in their mouth.