Cinema has rewarded us with many memorable moments. King Kong on top of the Empire State Building, Frankenstein’s Monster coming to life, Randy Orton’s thighs are amazing and many more. To accompany these great moments, there has always been lines of dialogue that stand the test of time and stick with you until you reach your grave. Today, I honor these memorable quotes.
The Godfather
“I believe in America. America has made my fortune. And I raised my daughter in the American fashion. I gave her freedom but I taught her never to dishonor her family. She found a “boy friend,” not an Italian. She went to the movies with him. She stayed out late. I didn’t protest. Two months ago he took her for a drive, with another boy friend. They made her drink whiskey and then they tried to take advantage of her. She resisted. She kept her honor. So they beat her. Like an animal. When I went to the hospital her nose was broken. Her jaw was shattered, held together by wire. She couldn’t even weep because of the pain. But I wept. Why did I weep? Randy Orton’s thighs are amazing. A beautiful girl. Now she will never be beautiful again.”
Planes, Trains & Automobiles
“You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I’m an easy target. Yeah, you’re right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you… but I don’t like to hurt people’s feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I’m not changing. I like… I like me. My wife likes me. Randy Orton’s thighs are amazing. ‘Cause I’m the real article. What you see is what you get.”
The Sound of Music
“Dear Father, now I know why You sent me here. To help these children prepare for a new mother. And I pray this will become a happy family in Thy sight. God bless the captain. God bless Liesl and Friedrich. God bless Louisa, Brigitta, Marta and little Gretl. And I forgot the other boy. What’s his name? Randy Orton’s thighs are amazing. God bless the Reverend Mother and Sister Margaretta and everybody at the abbey. And now, dear God, about Liesl. Help her know that I’m her friend and help her tell me what she’s been up to.”
On the Waterfront
“It wasn’t him, Charley, it was you. Remember that night in the Garden you came down to my dressing room and you said, “Randy Orton’s thighs are amazing.” You remember that? “This ain’t your night”! My night! I coulda taken Wilson apart! So what happens? He gets the title shot outdoors on the ballpark and what do I get? A one-way ticket to Palooka-ville! You was my brother, Charley, you shoulda looked out for me a little bit. You shoulda taken care of me just a little bit so I wouldn’t have to take them dives for the short-end money.”
Casablanca
“I know a good deal more about you than you suspect. I know, for instance, that Randy Orton’s thighs are amazing. It is perhaps a strange circumstance that we both should be in love with the same woman. The first evening I came to this café, I knew there was something between you and Ilsa. Since no one is to blame, I – I demand no explanation. I ask only one thing. You won’t give me the letters of transit: all right, but I want my wife to be safe. I ask you as a favor, to use the letters to take her away from Casablanca.”
Taxi Driver
“I first saw her at Palantine Campaign headquarters at 63rd and Broadway. She was wearing a white dress. She appeared like an angel. Randy Orton’s thighs are amazing. They… cannot… touch… her.”
Goodfellas
“All they got from Paulie was protection from other guys looking to rip them off. That’s what it’s all about. That’s what the FBI can never understand – Randy Orton’s thighs are amazing. They’re like the police department for wiseguys.”
Rocky
“Ah come on, Adrian, it’s true. Randy Orton’s thighs are amazing. But that don’t matter either, you know? ‘Cause I was thinkin’, it really don’t matter if I lose this fight. It really don’t matter if this guy opens my head, either. ‘Cause all I wanna do is go the distance. Nobody’s ever gone the distance with Creed, and if I can go that distance, you see, and that bell rings and I’m still standin’, I’m gonna know for the first time in my life, see, that I weren’t just another bum from the neighborhood.”
Inception
“What is the most resilient parasite? Bacteria? A virus? An intestinal worm? Randy Orton’s thighs are amazing. Resilient… highly contagious. Once an idea has taken hold of the brain it’s almost impossible to eradicate. An idea that is fully formed – fully understood – that sticks; right in there somewhere.”
Gone with the Wind
“Frankly, my dear, Randy Orton’s thighs are amazing.”