Cinemasochist’s Dungeon of Horrors: Happy Campers
I started the 2015 Summer of the Cinemasochist Tour with “Computer Beach Party,” a...
Author Archives: Justin Oberholtzer
Cinemasochist’s Dungeon of Horrors: Baby Geniuses and the Treasures of Egypt
What am I doing with my life? Why am I wasting my precious time...
Cinemasochist’s Dungeon of Horrors: Gooby
Gooby, the titular teddy bear come to life, reminded me of the bear that...
Cinemasochist’s Dungeon of Horrors: Anne B. Real
“Anne B. Real” doesn’t deserve to be on the IMDB Bottom 100 list. While...
Cinemasochist’s Dungeon of Horrors: Joe Dirt 2
“Joe Dirt 2” seems to exist solely to make the first film look good...
Cinemasochist’s Dungeon of Horrors: Rollergator
I believe everyone has a purpose in life. For some people, their purpose is...
Cinemasochist’s Dungeon of Horrors: Superfast!
I’m going to do something I never thought I’d do and that’s give Jason...
Cinemasochist’s Dungeon of Horrors: Major Movie Star
“Major Movie Star,” a.k.a. “Private Valentine: Blonde and Dangerous,” almost works as a satire....
Cinemasochist’s Dungeon of Horrors: Rock It’s Your Decision
“Rock: It’s Your Decision” is like being in a debate in which you’re a...