Why was Mario’s Princess in another castle? 20 reasons why.

So where the heck was she? Well we thought we get to the bottom of this by asking the people from our forum (A major part of our website here is the forum.) Here are 20 reasons why she was in another castle.

1. Because the Princess is cheating on Mario with Bowser so yeah….”kidnapping”
2. Obviously it was because she was on House Hunters, Mushroom Kingdom edition. Mario just didn’t get the damn memo.
3. Because she was kidnapped by Bowser and was in Bowser’s castle the entire time…
4. King Koopa put her in his furthest castle, because he thought all that running and jumping, would be sure to give that fat little bastard Mario a heart attack.
5. Because Mario had no f***ing clue what he was doing and just broke in castles at random hoping to find his princess.
6. I believe that the princess was never truly kidnapped and it was all a conspiracy by the Toad people to take over the world. They sent Mario on a blood rampage to find her at the request of the Toads. The Toads wanted to take over Bowser’s kingdom and take out all his loyalists with no mercy. When they ordered Mario to “save” her, Bowser was just trying to protect himself and his people because he had no idea why this plumber was killing all his people. Every time Mario took out a strong point (castle) the Toads were in those bags and encouraged Mario to continue spilling the blood of Bowser’s people.
7. I also believe they sent Mario to kill all of the loyalists because they were incredibly racist and only wanted Mushroom people and would eventually kill Mario.
8. Because Bowser named his main castle “Another Castle” after his father “King Another Koopa”
9. Because Mario is into some serious cuckold fetish.
10. Because Bowser’s a prick.
11. Bowser had to strike a deal with the goomba union when constructing his opulent final castle. That f***ing thing had an underwater level, fish that jumped through lava, elevators, the works. It took eight years to complete and the goombas refused to do it unless they were ensured work for the entire goomba union. So Bowser had them constructed seven other castles, not as opulent as his home castle, but filled with enough death traps so that Mario wouldn’t just laugh at him about how lame the challenge was.
12. It’s a metaphor for life. You pursue what you think you want relentlessly, stepping on whoever and whatever gets in your way until you finally reach your goal. But once you’re there, you realize it wasn’t what you really wanted after all. So you rush headlong toward your next goal now that this time you know for SURE what you want, only to be disappointed again and again.
13. Two words: Vince Freakin’ Russo
14. Better question: Why the f*** was/is Toad in every castle? Dude, you’re supposed to be Mario’s friend, why are you hanging out with the bad guys? And you can’t send like a messenger Goomba or something to warn him, “Hey bro, don’t bother with the first six castles you see, Peach is in the big one that Bowser that lives in.”
15. Because she actually doesn’t want to be around Mario so she keeps running to another one.
16. Because, THE SHITTER WAS FULL!
17. Because bitches man, bitches!
18. The Princess was secretly visiting her “other family” with Bowser and their kids. Mario kept trying to save her, so Princess Toadstool made Bowser create 7 castles to keep Mario away and played innocent when he finally showed up. She did it again in every other Mario game too. Poor Bowser Jr.
19. To get to the other side?
20. She was at home. Washing her tights.

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