You didn’t really think Hogan was contempt being champion in one medium did you? True, he did try to conquer Hollywood, but he didn’t quite fit in that universe (instead opting to name himself after the city). In the world of Dragonball, one person becomes extremely powerful while the rest sit on the sidelines, watch, and wonder why the hell they were even brought in to begin with. In addition there are random moments in this universe that make absolutely no sense. So naturally this is a place tailor made for the Hulkster.
Now of course upon entering the Dragonball universe, Hogan must defeat fighters and fill in their roles (because Hulkamania is omnipresent).
And no shirt in it's path remains untorn.
The first person he has to get rid of is the one with the best facial hair. Here we have Master Roshi in this bout.
Although he still gets points for shorts being worn.
Hogan wins by his usual big boot and his leg drop (possibly the only time both the winner and loser were in danger of breaking a hip).
Second to take on the Hulkster is Vegeta. A character who turns heel whenever the plot requires it.
This fight is more of a favor to Bischoff and not entirely for Hogan’s own sake. No actually fight takes place since Vegeta turns heel on the dragon ball universe and joins Hulkamania…for now.
Third is Cell. Cell is a villain that can absorb other fighters and take their abilities. It’s time for Hogan to be the only one living off the youth of others.
Victory is obtained simply by letting Cell try to absorb him. This would in turn cause Cell to violently explode because no one can handle that much Hulkamania running through their body.
At this moment let’s take a break and have a moment with Brutus the Barber(he needs the work).
Not only will I cut your hair, I'll shine your shoes too.
Fourth is the main man Goku himself. Both him and Hogan were at their most powerful when they were their blondest.
Goku is a tough opponent but Hogan wins Hulking up level 3(which beats any super saiyan levels that can be reached).
And just for the hell of it, Hogan squashes Pikachu in a match. Pikachu isn’t from Dragonball but why pass up a chance to get rid of a competing powerful blonde.
Peta's gonna be all over us.
Finally we have Hercule. Now he is a pompous man who sees himself as the best and takes credit for other people’s work (the reason he is above Goku in this match setting). So naturally there can be only one.
Hogan beats Hercule by cutting a promo so great he sets that bushy Herculian hair on fire.
Well there you have it. That’s how Hulkamania conquered Dragon Ball. And no, the collecting the dragon balls and making a wish won’t work because even magic will not stop the Hulkster(as proved during his wcw match with the Ultimate Warrior).Further more-wait, is that Hoga-hey get out of here!
Well, ya know something Mean Gene, the Hulkster moves where he pleases! It ain’t just dragon ball that’s got Hulkamania. These 24 inch pythons are gonna reach over to all of Anime. The Hulk will beat all tournaments in Yuyu Hakusho, he’ll turn the negaverse into the hulkaverse, the next hokage will be known as the next Hulkage, and tentacle monsters everywhere will be made into calamari. Whatcha gonna do animated brother, when Hulkmania runs wild on you?