While looking over the Best of Craigslist website (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/) a strange thing began to happen. My hand, acting like it has a mind of it’s own (and it does at certain times of the day hee hee) scrolled over to the windows button and forced me to open MS Paint. Now I have never used this program before, mainly due to the fact that I can’t draw worth a shit. But that didn’t stop my hands (he got the other one involved now). Scared, I watch as my hands looked at the listings I had up and drew like it never drew before. Before I could stop it, I had created four works of….pure crap.
Now my hands are holding me hostage and are forcing me to post these. Their demands are that I look at better porn, to cover them up when I take out the trash, and 500 bucks spending money.
HELP ME! THEY ARE KILLING ME INSIDE! On second thought, my hands are awesome.
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